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No kidding. You? The guy who's never having kids? Won't have anything to do with kids? You won't date a woman who's got kids.

9 seconds sound clip from the Mrs. Doubtfire movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:20:59 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Is everything all right, ma'am?

- Fan-bloody-tastic. Can I have another?

- Sure.

- Great.

- Soda with a lime, please.

- It's on me.

- No, thanks.

- Four iced teas, Todd.

- So, uh, whose rug rats?

- Miranda Hillard's. Mm-hmm. The woman I'm seeing.

- No kidding. You? The guy who's never having kids? Won't have anything to do with kids? You won't date a woman who's got kids.

- People change, Ron. I'm pushing 40. I don't want to spend the rest of my life by myself.

- She's got an awful lot of baggage, though. Three kids?

- Three terrific kids, and I'm crazy about them, especially that little Natalie. Look at her. She's a sweetie-pie.

- God knows they need some kind of stable father figure in their life right now.

- What about their real father?

- What can I say? The guy's a loser. I'll see you.

[...]

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Mrs. Doubtfire Sound Clip

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The funniest quotes from Mrs. Doubtfire (1993), featuring short sound clips of the best lines and sayings.

Actors: Robin Williams (Daniel Hillard / Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire), Sally Field (Miranda Hillard), Pierce Brosnan (Stu Dunmeyer), Harvey Fierstein (Frank Hillard), Mara Wilson (Natalie Hillard), Lisa Jakub (Lydia Hillard), Matthew Lawrence (Chris Hillard), Robert Prosky (Mr. Lundy)

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