- That's so sad, because marriage can be such a blessing.
- So can divorce.

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You can hear this line at 00:41:28 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- Oh, what a wonderful résumé.

- Oh, thank you, dear.

- Expert in first aid and CPR.

- And the Heimlich maneuver, dear.

- You can never be too prepared when you've got little ones running around, you know, 'cause they'll swallow anything. You've got to be ready to pop it out, hmm?

- Oh, let's see. Oh! What a perfectly appointed little cubby. Look at this. Everything has its place and name tag. How precise. It's lovely.

- My husband never appreciated it.

- Oh, poor dolt. That's not the reason you divorced him, was it?

- That's so sad, because marriage can be such a blessing.

- So can divorce.

- Daniel is a... very difficult man to live with. But the children are crazy about him.

- You don't have to be a psychic to sense that.

- My, you certainly do know your way around a kitchen.

- Oh. Well. It's just because everything's is so accessible. You designed it.

- I'm amazed there isn't a little label there that says spoons.

- You remind me of someone.

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Mrs. Doubtfire Sound Clip

The funniest quotes from Mrs. Doubtfire (1993), featuring short sound clips of the best lines and sayings.

Actors: Robin Williams (Daniel Hillard / Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire), Sally Field (Miranda Hillard), Pierce Brosnan (Stu Dunmeyer), Harvey Fierstein (Frank Hillard), Mara Wilson (Natalie Hillard), Lisa Jakub (Lydia Hillard), Matthew Lawrence (Chris Hillard), Robert Prosky (Mr. Lundy)

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