Yeah, I know a wonderful church down there on main street, but they won't marry you if you're a lesbian.

— Grandma Klump, Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins (Eddie Murphy)

6 seconds sound clip from the The Nutty Professor (1996) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:01:34 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Pop goes the weasel!

- I got my own self hot telling that story.

- Pop goes the weasel, 'cause the weasel say 'pop!'

- Carla, you and Sherman gonna get married here or in Chicago?

- Carla, do you cook? 'Cause somebody's got to feed my Sherman.

- Yeah, I know a wonderful church down there on main street, but they won't marry you if you're a lesbian.

- Not that I have anything against lesbians. I love lesbians.

- Lesbians is cool.

- It's true.

- There's nothing wrong with a little bingo. A little cunnilingus ain't never hurt nobody.

- Why is it the woman always gets the choice where they're gonna be married?

- Cause that's tradition.

- Tradition, my ass!

- Look, I ain't gonna pay for everybody flying to no Chicago! You know how much plane tickets cost?

[...]

The Nutty Professor (1996) Sound Clip

The Nutty Professor (1996) cover

Funny quotes, sayings and famous lines from The Nutty Professor (1996) movie, featuring short sound clips that you can use as ringtones.

Actors: Eddie Murphy (Sherman Klump, Buddy Love, Cletus Klump, Mama Anna Klump, Grandma Klump, Ernie Klump Sr., Lance Perkins), Jada Pinkett (Carla Purty), Dave Chappelle (Reggie Warrington), Larry Miller (Dean Richmond)

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