Me? Play football? Thanks, but no thanks. My mama won't let me play no football.
10 seconds sound clip from the The Waterboy (1998) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:15:50 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- So that's what openin' up a can of whoop-ass feels like.
- Son, you just opened a whole case of whoop-ass.
- I would be honored if you play football for this team.
- Me? Play football? Thanks, but no thanks. My mama won't let me play no football.
- We're gonna go home. You and I, we're gonna talk to Mama.
- Mama said... Mama said... My mama said... Mama said that... Mama said that... My mama said...
- That snake looks delicious. What part do you think I'm about to eat?
- Basically, a snake don't have parts. But, if I had to call it anything, I would say it's his knee.
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Actors: Adam Sandler (Bobby Boucher), Kathy Bates (Helen "Mama" Boucher), Henry Winkler (Coach Klein), Fairuza Balk (Vicki Vallencourt), Jerry Reed (Coach Red Beaulieu), Blake Clark (Farmer Fran), Jonathan Loughran (Lyle Robideaux)
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