The good Lord chose not to bless me with charm, athletic ability or a fully functional brain.
11 seconds sound clip from the The Waterboy (1998) movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:03:11 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Happy New Year, Mama. My resolution is to never hurt you again.
- Waterboy! Waterboy! Waterboy! Waterboy!
- But you do have friends, and one of 'em wants to say somethin'. Come on.
- I am not what you would call a handsome man.
- The good Lord chose not to bless me with charm, athletic ability or a fully functional brain.
- It's OK.
- But she can't hear you 'cause she's unconscious.
[...]
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Actors: Adam Sandler (Bobby Boucher), Kathy Bates (Helen "Mama" Boucher), Henry Winkler (Coach Klein), Fairuza Balk (Vicki Vallencourt), Jerry Reed (Coach Red Beaulieu), Blake Clark (Farmer Fran), Jonathan Loughran (Lyle Robideaux)
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