The good Lord chose not to bless me with charm, athletic ability or a fully functional brain.

Bobby Boucher (Adam Sandler)

11 seconds sound clip from the The Waterboy (1998) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:03:11 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Happy New Year, Mama. My resolution is to never hurt you again.

- Waterboy! Waterboy! Waterboy! Waterboy!

- All these folks are here tonight to tell you that they're sorry, that they're sorry for not supportin' you when it meant the most.

- But you do have friends, and one of 'em wants to say somethin'. Come on.

- I am not what you would call a handsome man.

- The good Lord chose not to bless me with charm, athletic ability or a fully functional brain.

- You see, you're an inspiration to all of us who weren't born handsome, and charming, and cool, and...

- I can't! I can't!

- It's OK.

- Bobby, if your mama could only hear us right now, we would tell her what a fine boy she raised, and how much your playing football means to this town.

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