86 Self Deprecating Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips)

Updated: Jan 6, 2026

A selection of self deprecating quotes with sound bites from famous or less known movies, as rated by our visitors, accompanied by short MP3 or WAV audio samples.

1 I'm just fooling myself. She'll never see me as anything but a monster.

Beast From Beauty And The Beast in Beauty and the Beast (1991)

2 Aah! Aah! My face! Aah! My beautiful, beautiful face! I'm an ugly, stinky llama!

David Spade as Emperor Kuzco in The Emperor's New Groove

3 Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again.

Sacha Baron Cohen as King Julien in Madagascar

4 I'm a failure. Complete loser. My one chance to impress Roxanne and I blew it.

Max Goof in A Goofy Movie (1995)

5 Perhaps, though I try to be good, I am bad. Perhaps I am a bad, inconstant woman.

Winona Ryder as Mina Harker in Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

6 Can't say I like my face, either.

Peter Cullen as Eeyore in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

7 I'm just a piece of junk. So I threw myself away. Along with all these dumb inventions.

Bill Hader as Flint Lockwood in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

8 I am nothing. Lifeless. Soulless. Hated and feared. I am dead to all the world.

Gary Oldman as Count Dracula in Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

9 Look. Deep down, I'm really superficial. And don't get me wrong, you're cute, but... you're a nobody.

Angelina Jolie as Lola in Shark Tale

10 Wait. Lola. Come back. I'm not a nobody. I'm a wiener.

Ernie And Bernie in Shark Tale

86 Self Deprecating Quotes from Movies (+ Sound Clips)

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