96 Self Deprecating Quotes from Movies with AudioUpdated: Nov 6, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 I'm just fooling myself. She'll never see me as anything but a monster. Robby Benson as Beast in Beauty and the Beast (1991) 2 Can't say I like my face, either. Peter Cullen as Eeyore in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh 3 I'm a failure. Complete loser. My one chance to impress Roxanne and I blew it. Max Goof in A Goofy Movie (1995) 4 Aah! Aah! My face! Aah! My beautiful, beautiful face! I'm an ugly, stinky llama! Quote from The Emperor's New Groove 5 Perhaps, though I try to be good, I am bad. Perhaps I am a bad, inconstant woman. Winona Ryder as Mina Harker in Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) 6 Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again. Sacha Baron Cohen as King Julien in Madagascar 7 Look. Deep down, I'm really superficial. And don't get me wrong, you're cute, but... you're a nobody. Angelina Jolie as Lola in Shark Tale 8 I am nothing. Lifeless. Soulless. Hated and feared. I am dead to all the world. Gary Oldman as Count Dracula in Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) 9 I have always valued my lifelessness. Sean Barrett as Tik-Tok in Return to Oz 10 I'm just a piece of junk. So I threw myself away. Along with all these dumb inventions. Bill Hader as Flint Lockwood in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs Page 1 of 10 1 2 3 ► >>