Clueless (1995) Quotes with Sound Clips

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Sound bites of the best quotes and memorable one liners from the Clueless (1995) movie soundboard. All the audio clips can be downloaded in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Alicia Silverstone (Cher Horowitz), Stacey Dash (Dionne Davenport), Brittany Murphy (Tai Frasier), Paul Rudd (Josh Lucas), Wallace Shawn (Mr. Wendell Hall)

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61 Hey, you! Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anybody would miss you.

62 Hi, Daddy, this is my friend Tai. -Get out of my chair!

— Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone)

63 I met a really cool guy. -Describe. -All right, he's got long hair, he's really funny. Straight off, right, he offers me some smoke. There he is!

— Tai Frasier (Brittany Murphy)

64 I'm having a Twin Peaks experience.

— Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone)

65 It is one thing to spark up a doobie and get laced at parties, but it is quite another to be fried all day. -Do you see the distinction? -Yeah.

— Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone)

66 Josh, are you still growing? You look taller than you did at Easter. -I don't think so. -Doesn't he look bigger? -His head does.

— Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone)

67 Yeah, but I think I'd really like to check out environmental law. -What for? You want to have a miserable, frustrating life?

— Josh Lucas (Paul Rudd)

68 You drink? -No, thanks. I'm cool. -I'm not offering. I'm asking you if you drink. You think I'd give alcohol to teenage drivers taking my daughter out?

69 You know what? Okay. That's it. You wanna play games? I'm calling your mother.

— Dionne Davenport (Stacey Dash)

70 But I would like to say this, tardiness is not something you can do all on your own. Many people contributed to my tardiness.

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