Happy Gilmore Quotes with Sound Clips

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Sound bites of funny quotes, famous lines and sound fx from the Happy Gilmore movie soundboard. All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Adam Sandler (Happy Gilmore), Christopher McDonald (Shooter McGavin), Ben Stiller (Hal L.)

3 more actors

, Julie Bowen (Virginia Venit), Carl Weathers (Chubbs Peterson), Richard Kiel (Mr. Larson)

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21 Grandma, you didn't pay your taxes?

— Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler)

22 Now, you will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep.

— Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler)

23 But she's an old lady. I mean, look at her. She's old. You can't just take her stuff. She's too old.

— Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler)

24 Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own _.

— Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler)

25 Hey, my girlfriend's dead, you know. She fell off a cliff and died on impact.

— Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler)

26 His bags are packed. He's got his airplane tickets. Bring him to the airport. Send him home.

— (Kevin Nealon)

27 No, no, it just seems that way 'cause you only got one shoe on.

— Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler)

28 Sorry, ladies, I'm not the golfing type.

— Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler)

29 You eat pieces of _ for breakfast?

— Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler)

30 Beginner's luck. 20 bucks says you can't do it again.

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