Happy Gilmore Quotes with Sound Clips

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Sound bites of funny quotes, famous lines and sound fx from the Happy Gilmore movie soundboard. All waveform audio samples are in wav and mp3 format.

Actors: Adam Sandler (Happy Gilmore), Christopher McDonald (Shooter McGavin), Ben Stiller (Hal L.)

3 more actors

, Julie Bowen (Virginia Venit), Carl Weathers (Chubbs Peterson), Richard Kiel (Mr. Larson)

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71 You know what? You're a lousy kindergarten teacher! I've seen those finger paintings you bring home and they suck!

— Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler)

72 I was just looking for the other half of this bottle. And... Oh, there's some of it. There's some, right there, too.

— Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler)

73 And you can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot.

— Mr. Larson (Richard Kiel)

74 Do you always carry a puck around? -Yeah.

— Virginia Venit (Julie Bowen)

75 Don't worry about that. Made of wood. It's real sturdy.

— Chubbs Peterson (Carl Weathers)

76 Hey, Gilmore? You suck, you jackass.

77 I didn't get a chance to see him play. I was too busy winning.

— Shooter Mcgavin (Christopher McDonald)

78 I didn't see that. Did that go in? 'Cause I wasn't watching. Did it go in the... Did it go in the hole? I wasn't watching and I know I saw it go up. Did it come back in? All right.

— Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler)

79 Jackass!

80 Jackass! (2)

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