You see, my father was American. He, uh, flew for the English during the war. He was in London and met this lovely Englishwoman.

11 seconds sound clip from the Mrs. Doubtfire movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:46:54 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Mrs. Sellner! How are you? Always a joy. If you wanted some cheese, why didn't you just say so?

- Well, I know you'll be happy to know that I now am holding down two jobs... One for an educational film and TV company... Heavy responsibility.

- And the other?

- Cleaning houses.

- Not mine.

- Oh. Big girl.

- Your sister is English?

- Oh, she's half English, half American. Half sister, really, so that makes her about an eighth English. I don't know. I've never really done the math.

- You see, my father was American. He, uh, flew for the English during the war. He was in London and met this lovely Englishwoman.

- Well, my sister was the fruit of their passions.

(Mrs. Sellner screams)

- Sorry. My sister's, not yours.

- You see, she's not a very good housekeeper, but she makes a fabulous cup of English tea.

- Really? Well, I would adore a good cup of English tea.

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