The Return of the Pink Panther (1975) Quotes with Sound Clips - Page 7

The Pink Panther (1963) posterSound clips of the funniest quotes from The Return of the Pink Panther, in MP3 and WAV formats.

Actors: Peter Sellers (Inspector Jacques Clouseau), Catherine Schell (Lady Claudine Litton), Christopher Plummer (Sir Charles Litton), Peter Arne (Colonel Sharki), Herbert Lom (Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus)

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61 Yeah, I would be delighted to arrest her, yes. But on what charge? It could be very embarrassing for me if I go to her and say, Lady Litton, I arrest you, and she says, On what charge? and I do not have the answer.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

62 You have a defective carafe. Allow me to blot you. I will blot you.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

63 You must be a very good skier. -Well, I started when I was a mere babe in arms. I could ski before I could even crawl.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

64 You're joking, of course? -No. -You're going to kill me as well? -With pleasure.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

65 Bag, sir? -No, thank you. This bag never leaves my hand.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau (Peter Sellers)

66 Good morning. -It could be better. -How? -You could go away.

— Sir Charles Litton (Christopher Plummer)

67 He lives with me, but he is not my monkey.
68 I know the place precisely. I will avoid it absolutely.
69 I will be forced to shoot you. -Who's forcing you?
70 Whether you're here on official police business or not, this is the height of the season and the hotel is full.

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