23 Funny Quotes About Coffee from Movies with Audio

Updated: May 6, 2026

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1 Well, this coffee tastes like rocket fuel. -Then it's not coffee. It's tea.

George O'Hanlon as George Jetson; Penny Singleton as Jane Jetson in The Jetsons

2 Give me coffee. Black coffee. Lots of it. More, more, more! Blacker, stronger. Keep it comin'!

Thomas Mitchell as Doc Boone in Stagecoach (1939)

3 Hey, would you gentleman like to have some instant coffee? -We'd like to have an instant decision.

Walter Matthau as Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

4 Oh, _. Coffee. Looks like it's been scraped off the bottom of the Mississippi River.

Paul Gleason as Richard Vernon in The Breakfast Club

5 Look. I'm a little slow today. I just switched to Sanka, so have a heart.

Vincent Schiavelli as Mr. Vargas in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

6 Alright alright. Let's go downstairs and drink a gallon of coffee and see which one sleeps the longest.

Linda Darnell as Betty in Christmas in July (1944)

7 Coffee service coming through. Please watch your step. Hot coffee.

Quote from Short Circuit (1986)

8 Have some coffee and cake... Have some!

Delroy Lindo as Captain Wanta in Congo (1995)

9 The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, calf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc.

Tom Hanks as Joe Fox in You've Got Mail

10 Cream? -No, thank you. I take it black. Like my men.

Quote from Airplane (1980)