20 Funny Quotes About Coffee from Movies (+ Audio Clips)

Last updated on: September 10, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about coffee from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

1 Give me coffee. Black coffee. Lots of it. More, more, more! Blacker, stronger. Keep it comin'!

Thomas Mitchell as Doc Boone in Stagecoach (1939)

2 Well, this coffee tastes like rocket fuel. -Then it's not coffee. It's tea.

Quote from The Jetsons

3 Would you like some coffee? -I don't suppose there's any possibility of getting an espresso or cappuccino this morning, is there? -Oh, I really don't know, um... -How to spell espresso or cappuccino.

Bill Murray as Phil Connors in Groundhog Day

4 Cream? -No, thank you. I take it black. Like my men.

Quote from Airplane (1980)

5 Look. I'm a little slow today. I just switched to Sanka, so have a heart.

Mr. Vargas in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

6 Oh, _. Coffee. Looks like it's been scraped off the bottom of the Mississippi River.

Paul Gleason as Richard Vernon in The Breakfast Club

7 Alright alright. Let's go downstairs and drink a gallon of coffee and see which one sleeps the longest.

Linda Darnell as Betty in Christmas in July (1944)

8 Hey, would you gentleman like to have some instant coffee? -We'd like to have an instant decision.

Walter Matthau as Whiplash Willie Gingrich in The Fortune Cookie (1966)

9 The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, calf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc.

Tom Hanks as Joe Fox in You've Got Mail

10 You did it! Congratulations. World's best cup of coffee. Great job, everybody. It's great to meet you. Hi.

Will Ferrell as Buddy the Elf in Elf (2003)

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