70 Funny Quotes About Dogs from Movies (+ Audio Clips)

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A collection of funny quotes about dogs from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

1 I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.

Jim Varney as Slinky Dog in Toy Story 2

2 When a baby moves in, the dog moves out.

Tramp From Lady And The Tramp in Lady and the Tramp

3 Doggone it, I'm dog tired. I'm tired of leading a dog's life, and fighting like cats and dogs against cats and dogs, and young pups dogging my trail, trying to become top dog.

James Stewart as Wylie Burp in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West

4 You wanna act like a dog, you gotta think like a dog... till you smell like a dog.

James Stewart as Wylie Burp in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West

5 Now, let me see you walk... You're wiggling like a French poodle.

James Stewart as Wylie Burp in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West

6 Blech! My lips touched dog lips! Blech! Ugh! Poison! Dog lips! Blech! Ugh!

Sally Dryer as Lucy Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)

7 Ooh, a puppy! -Bark, bark, bark, bark. Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark.

Jim Varney as Slinky Dog in Toy Story 2

8 Ugh. I've been kissed by a dog. I have dog germs. Get hot water, get some disinfectant, get some iodine.

Tracy Stratford as Lucy Van Pelt in A Charlie Brown Christmas

9 Do we have a lobster door? No. We have a dog door. We are getting a dog.

Tia Carrere as Nani Pelekai in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

10 If that hound dog thinks he's gonna outfox us, he's barking up the wrong tree.

Daws Butler as Yogi Bear in Yogi Bear

70 Funny Quotes About Dogs from Movies (+ Audio Clips)

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