80 Funny Quotes About Dogs from Movies with AudioUpdated: Aug 18, 2026Browse clips, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips. 1 When a baby moves in, the dog moves out. Larry Roberts as Tramp in Lady and the Tramp 2 I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is. Jim Varney as Slinky Dog in Toy Story 2 3 Brace yourself for genius. There can only be one name for this dog. Want to hear it? -No. -Murray! -Murray? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like, Murray Christmas. Jeff Glen Bennett as Donner in Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas 4 Now, let me see you walk... You're wiggling like a French poodle. James Stewart as Wylie Burp in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West 5 If you lose your way, contact the barking chain. They'll be standing by! Quote from 101 Dalmatians (1961) 6 You wanna act like a dog, you gotta think like a dog... till you smell like a dog. James Stewart as Wylie Burp in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West 7 Doggone it, I'm dog tired. I'm tired of leading a dog's life, and fighting like cats and dogs against cats and dogs, and young pups dogging my trail, trying to become top dog. James Stewart as Wylie Burp in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West 8 Ooh, a puppy! -Bark, bark, bark, bark. Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark. Jim Varney as Slinky Dog in Toy Story 2 9 Blech! My lips touched dog lips! Blech! Ugh! Poison! Dog lips! Blech! Ugh! Sally Dryer as Lucy Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966) 10 Of course not, Miss Lady. Why, everybody knows a dog's best friend is his human. Quote from Lady and the Tramp Page 1 of 8 1 2 3 ► >>