68 Funny Quotes About Dogs from Movies (+ Audio Clips)

Last updated on: September 10, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about dogs from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

1 I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.

Jim Varney as Slinky Dog in Toy Story 2

2 Doggone it, I'm dog tired. I'm tired of leading a dog's life, and fighting like cats and dogs against cats and dogs, and young pups dogging my trail, trying to become top dog.

James Stewart as Wylie Burp in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West

3 You wanna act like a dog, you gotta think like a dog... till you smell like a dog.

James Stewart as Wylie Burp in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West

4 Now, let me see you walk... You're wiggling like a French poodle.

James Stewart as Wylie Burp in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West

5 Blech! My lips touched dog lips! Blech! Ugh! Poison! Dog lips! Blech! Ugh!

Lucy Van Pelt in It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)

6 Ooh, a puppy! -Bark, bark, bark, bark. Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark.

Jim Varney as Slinky Dog in Toy Story 2

7 Do we have a lobster door? No. We have a dog door. We are getting a dog.

Tia Carrere as Nani Pelekai in Lilo & Stitch (2002)

8 If that hound dog thinks he's gonna outfox us, he's barking up the wrong tree.

Daws Butler as Yogi Bear in Yogi Bear

9 Of course not, Miss Lady. Why, everybody knows a dog's best friend is his human.

Quote from Lady and the Tramp

10 However, you do have all the characteristics of a dog, Gary. All except loyalty.

Alan Ford as Brick Top in Snatch

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