78 Funny Quotes About Dogs from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 8

Updated: Mar 16, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about dogs from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

71 Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved. -What? -Or maybe it was a basset hound.

Jon Lovitz as Radio in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

72 I feel like that time that my beagle ate my algebra homework. At least, then, I could tape some of it back together.

Deanna Oliver as The Brave Little Toaster in The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue

73 Secondly, this is a _ing show dog with _ing papers. You can't board it. It gets upset. Its hair falls out.

Jeff Bridges as Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski in The Big Lebowski

74 But a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

John Travolta as Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction

75 Dags. You like dags? -Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.

Stephen Graham as Tommy in Snatch

76 Let sleeping dogs lie.

Harold Lloyd as Harold Diddlebock in The Sin of Harold Diddlebock

77 Ooh, dogs. I hate those guys.

Dom DeLuise as Tiger in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West

78 Bark, bark! Bowie-wowie! Bark-woof, bark-bark-bark. Woof-woof-woof. Bark-barkie-woof-woof! Barky-barky, Barky-barky.

Phillip Glasser as Fievel Mousekewitz in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West