78 Funny Quotes About Dogs from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 8

Updated: Mar 16, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about dogs from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

71 I feel like that time that my beagle ate my algebra homework. At least, then, I could tape some of it back together.

Quote from The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue

72 Secondly, this is a _ing show dog with _ing papers. You can't board it. It gets upset. Its hair falls out.

Quote from The Big Lebowski

73 You know what? I'll bet every kid in America would like to have one of these. They might even replace the dog as the family pet.

Hoyt Axton as Randall Peltzer in Gremlins

74 But a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

Quote from Pulp Fiction

75 Dags. You like dags? -Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.

Stephen Graham as Tommy in Snatch

76 Let sleeping dogs lie.

Quote from The Sin of Harold Diddlebock

77 Ooh, dogs. I hate those guys.

Dom DeLuise as Tiger in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West

78 Bark, bark! Bowie-wowie! Bark-woof, bark-bark-bark. Woof-woof-woof. Bark-barkie-woof-woof! Barky-barky, Barky-barky.

Quote from An American Tail: Fievel Goes West