80 Funny Quotes About Dogs from Movies with Audio – Page 8

Updated: Aug 18, 2026

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71 Where's that psychotic canine of yours? Still hiding under the counter?

Quote from Gremlins

72 If it was an invisible dog, how'd you know he was there?

73 One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a shih-tzu. -Really? That's weird. -Yeah. We called it a _.

Jeff Daniels as Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber

74 Secondly, this is a _ing show dog with _ing papers. You can't board it. It gets upset. Its hair falls out.

Quote from The Big Lebowski

75 You know what? I'll bet every kid in America would like to have one of these. They might even replace the dog as the family pet.

Hoyt Axton as Randall Peltzer in Gremlins

76 Ooh, dogs. I hate those guys.

Dom DeLuise as Tiger in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West

77 Bark, bark! Bowie-wowie! Bark-woof, bark-bark-bark. Woof-woof-woof. Bark-barkie-woof-woof! Barky-barky, Barky-barky.

Quote from An American Tail: Fievel Goes West

78 Let sleeping dogs lie.

Quote from The Sin of Harold Diddlebock

79 Dags. You like dags? -Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.

Stephen Graham as Tommy in Snatch

80 But a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

Quote from Pulp Fiction