78 Funny Quotes About Dogs from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 7

Updated: Mar 16, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about dogs from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

61 It's called the dog of tomorrow. -I'm in a hurry. I need it today.

George O'Hanlon as George Jetson in The Jetsons

62 You know what it's like to be a dog with no legs? I can't raise one up to pee.

Charlie Murphy in Norbit

63 No, I'm being serious! The dog. The dog must have ate it.

Quote from Snatch

64 He who sleepeth with dogs riseth with fleas.

Harold Lloyd as Harold Diddlebock in The Sin of Harold Diddlebock

65 This poor guy is dog-shocked. He's scared out of his wits, and every time a dog barks, he throws a dozen fits. Watch him.

Quote from Mickey Mouse

66 If it was an invisible dog, how'd you know he was there?

67 One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a shih-tzu. -Really? That's weird. -Yeah. We called it a _.

Jeff Daniels as Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber

68 What's that, an outer space monster you brought? -No, that's Butkus, my large dog.

69 You see, he rolls here on little wheels concealed in his paws. Every 30 feet he barks and goes caca.

Quote from Curse of the Pink Panther

70 Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved. -What? -Or maybe it was a basset hound.

Jon Lovitz as Radio in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)