72 Funny Quotes About Dogs from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 7

Updated: Jan 11, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about dogs from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

61 This poor guy is dog-shocked. He's scared out of his wits, and every time a dog barks, he throws a dozen fits. Watch him.

Walt Disney as Mickey Mouse in Mickey Mouse

62 If it was an invisible dog, how'd you know he was there?

63 One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a shih-tzu. -Really? That's weird. -Yeah. We called it a _.

Jeff Daniels as Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber

64 What's that, an outer space monster you brought? -No, that's Butkus, my large dog.

65 You see, he rolls here on little wheels concealed in his paws. Every 30 feet he barks and goes caca.

Ted Wass as Sgt. Clifton Sleigh in Curse of the Pink Panther

66 Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved. -What? -Or maybe it was a basset hound.

Jon Lovitz as Radio in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

67 Secondly, this is a _ing show dog with _ing papers. You can't board it. It gets upset. Its hair falls out.

Jeff Bridges as Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski in The Big Lebowski

68 But a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

John Travolta as Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction

69 Dags. You like dags? -Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.

Stephen Graham as Tommy in Snatch

70 Let sleeping dogs lie.

Harold Lloyd as Harold Diddlebock in The Sin of Harold Diddlebock