80 Funny Quotes About Dogs from Movies with Audio – Page 7

Updated: Aug 18, 2026

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61 You know what it's like to be a dog with no legs? I can't raise one up to pee.

Charlie Murphy in Norbit

62 Yeah. That's it. I'm glad I thought of it. An electronic dog. No feeding. No bathing. No fleas. It's great.

George O'Hanlon as George Jetson in The Jetsons

63 No, I'm being serious! The dog. The dog must have ate it.

Quote from Snatch

64 He who sleepeth with dogs riseth with fleas.

Harold Lloyd as Harold Diddlebock in The Sin of Harold Diddlebock

65 This poor guy is dog-shocked. He's scared out of his wits, and every time a dog barks, he throws a dozen fits. Watch him.

Quote from Mickey Mouse

66 What can I feed your dog? -Nothing, thanks. He makes out by himself.

John Wayne as Hondo Lane in Hondo (1953)

67 It's called the dog of tomorrow. -I'm in a hurry. I need it today.

George O'Hanlon as George Jetson in The Jetsons

68 Well, your horse told it to my cat, my cat told it to my dog, and my dog told it to me.

Quote from Mister Ed

69 I know that joke. -You do? -Yeah, my dog told it to me.

Quote from Mister Ed

70 Arf, arf, arf, arf! That's my other dog imitation. Mm-hm.