78 Funny Quotes About Dogs from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 6

Updated: Mar 16, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about dogs from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

51 Little Alberto. Looks like a dog. Sounds like a dog, only he's too small to be a dog.

Deanna Oliver as The Brave Little Toaster in The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue

52 Beautiful animal. Mammal. Canine. Dog. Mutt.

Tim Blaney as Number 5 The Robot in Short Circuit (1986)

53 Are you sure you want such a very large dog with such very big teeth? Wouldn't you rather have a nice small goldfish?

John Fiedler as Piglet in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

54 So good news, I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog? You probably have.

Will Ferrell as Buddy The Elf in Elf (2003)

55 Where's that psychotic canine of yours? Still hiding under the counter?

Zach Galligan as Billy Peltzer in Gremlins

56 Arf, arf, arf, arf! That's my other dog imitation. Mm-hm.

57 I know that joke. -You do? -Yeah, my dog told it to me.

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed

58 Well, your horse told it to my cat, my cat told it to my dog, and my dog told it to me.

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed

59 Oh, God. The dog went on the picnic basket.

Beverly D'Angelo as Ellen Griswold in Vacation (1983)

60 What can I feed your dog? -Nothing, thanks. He makes out by himself.

John Wayne as Hondo Lane in Hondo (1953)