80 Funny Quotes About Dogs from Movies with Audio – Page 6

Updated: Aug 18, 2026

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51 There's only one thing you need to do: pretend you're a dog and I'll take you in.

Quote from Fist of Fury (The Chinese Connection)

52 I'm a Mawg: Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.

John Candy as Barf in Spaceballs

53 So who's a dog? -You're a dog. -Who ever saw a dog with a long nose like this? -You're a schnauzer.

John Byner as The Ant and the Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

54 However, you do have all the characteristics of a dog, Gary. All except loyalty.

Alan Ford as Brick Top in Snatch

55 So good news, I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog? You probably have.

Will Ferrell as Buddy the Elf in Elf (2003)

56 I feel like that time that my beagle ate my algebra homework. At least, then, I could tape some of it back together.

Quote from The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue

57 Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved. -What? -Or maybe it was a basset hound.

Jon Lovitz as Radio in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

58 You see, he rolls here on little wheels concealed in his paws. Every 30 feet he barks and goes caca.

Quote from Curse of the Pink Panther

59 What's that, an outer space monster you brought? -No, that's Butkus, my large dog.

60 Oh, God. The dog went on the picnic basket.

Beverly D'Angelo as Ellen Griswold; Beverly D'Angelo in Vacation (1983)