72 Funny Quotes About Dogs from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 6

Updated: Jan 11, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about dogs from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

51 I know that joke. -You do? -Yeah, my dog told it to me.

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed

52 Well, your horse told it to my cat, my cat told it to my dog, and my dog told it to me.

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed

53 Oh, God. The dog went on the picnic basket.

Beverly D'Angelo as Ellen Griswold in Vacation (1983)

54 What can I feed your dog? -Nothing, thanks. He makes out by himself.

John Wayne as Hondo Lane in Hondo (1953)

55 Of course, dogs are a pretty poor judge of human beauty.

Rod Taylor as Pongo in 101 Dalmatians (1961)

56 Yeah. That's it. I'm glad I thought of it. An electronic dog. No feeding. No bathing. No fleas. It's great.

George O'Hanlon as George Jetson in The Jetsons

57 It's called the dog of tomorrow. -I'm in a hurry. I need it today.

George O'Hanlon as George Jetson in The Jetsons

58 You know what it's like to be a dog with no legs? I can't raise one up to pee.

Charlie Murphy in Norbit

59 No, I'm being serious! The dog. The dog must have ate it.

Jason Statham as Turkish in Snatch

60 He who sleepeth with dogs riseth with fleas.

Harold Lloyd as Harold Diddlebock in The Sin of Harold Diddlebock