68 Funny Quotes About Dogs from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 6

Updated: Sep 10, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about dogs from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

51 What can I feed your dog? -Nothing, thanks. He makes out by himself.

John Wayne as Hondo Lane in Hondo (1953)

52 Of course, dogs are a pretty poor judge of human beauty.

Rod Taylor as Pongo in 101 Dalmatians (1961)

53 Yeah. That's it. I'm glad I thought of it. An electronic dog. No feeding. No bathing. No fleas. It's great.

George O'Hanlon as George Jetson in The Jetsons

54 It's called the dog of tomorrow. -I'm in a hurry. I need it today.

George O'Hanlon as George Jetson in The Jetsons

55 You know what it's like to be a dog with no legs? I can't raise one up to pee.

Charlie Murphy in Norbit

56 No, I'm being serious! The dog. The dog must have ate it.

Jason Statham as Turkish in Snatch

57 He who sleepeth with dogs riseth with fleas.

Harold Lloyd as Harold Diddlebock in The Sin of Harold Diddlebock

58 This poor guy is dog-shocked. He's scared out of his wits, and every time a dog barks, he throws a dozen fits. Watch him.

Walt Disney as Mickey Mouse in Mickey Mouse

59 If it was an invisible dog, how'd you know he was there?

60 One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a shih-tzu. -Really? That's weird. -Yeah. We called it a _.

Jeff Daniels as Harry Dunne in Dumb and Dumber