72 Funny Quotes About Dogs from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 5

Updated: Jan 11, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about dogs from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

41 That dog's like taxes: He just don't know when to stop.

Mel Blanc as Foghorn Leghorn in Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

42 Yuck! What am I doing, I'm licking myself.

Glen Campbell as Chanticleer in Rock-a-Doodle

43 Why does everyone always blame dogs?

Jim Henson as Rowlf The Dog in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

44 Do you have any toys around here? -What kind of toys would you like, sir? -Doggy toys. Rubber balls. Rubber fire hydrants. Rubber newspapers.

Louis Zorich as Pete in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

45 You're barkin' up the wrong tree. It's not you I'm after. -It's not? It's not! Well, why not? What's the problem, Spot? Not good enough for you?

Billy Joel as Dodger in Oliver & Company (1988)

46 Now I can do all the things real boys do: Run through fields, play catch, roll over. Wait. That's a dog.

Rip Taylor as Genie in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

47 But I tell you, fellows, it's the truth. I am a dog. I'm a funny-looking dog. Listen. Woof. Woof. You hear that? I'm one of you. I'm a dog. I am.

John Byner as The Ant And The Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

48 So good news, I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog? You probably have.

Will Ferrell as Buddy The Elf in Elf (2003)

49 Where's that psychotic canine of yours? Still hiding under the counter?

Zach Galligan as Billy Peltzer in Gremlins

50 Arf, arf, arf, arf! That's my other dog imitation. Mm-hm.