68 Funny Quotes About Dogs from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 5

Updated: Sep 10, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about dogs from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

41 Why does everyone always blame dogs?

Jim Henson as Rowlf The Dog in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

42 Do you have any toys around here? -What kind of toys would you like, sir? -Doggy toys. Rubber balls. Rubber fire hydrants. Rubber newspapers.

Louis Zorich as Pete in The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

43 You're barkin' up the wrong tree. It's not you I'm after. -It's not? It's not! Well, why not? What's the problem, Spot? Not good enough for you?

Billy Joel as Dodger in Oliver & Company (1988)

44 Now I can do all the things real boys do: Run through fields, play catch, roll over. Wait. That's a dog.

Rip Taylor as Genie in DuckTales: The Movie (1990)

45 So good news, I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog? You probably have.

Will Ferrell as Buddy The Elf in Elf (2003)

46 Where's that psychotic canine of yours? Still hiding under the counter?

Zach Galligan as Billy Peltzer in Gremlins

47 Arf, arf, arf, arf! That's my other dog imitation. Mm-hm.

48 I know that joke. -You do? -Yeah, my dog told it to me.

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed

49 Well, your horse told it to my cat, my cat told it to my dog, and my dog told it to me.

Allan Lane as Mister Ed in Mister Ed

50 Oh, God. The dog went on the picnic basket.

Beverly D'Angelo as Ellen Griswold in Vacation (1983)