78 Funny Quotes About Dogs from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 4

Updated: Mar 16, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about dogs from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

31 Of course, dogs are a pretty poor judge of human beauty.

Rod Taylor as Pongo in 101 Dalmatians (1961)

32 We invited the Dobermans from security over for a party. -You know those Dobermans. They love to party!

Deanna Oliver as The Brave Little Toaster in The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue

33 You can't touch me, Sheriff! I brought my attack dog with the built-in force field.

Tom Hanks as Sheriff Woody in Toy Story (1995)

34 What's wrong with the dog? -Oh, he's just yacking on a bone. He's got it up. He's all right now.

35 My favorite animal is puppies.

Ana De La Reguera as Sister Encarnación in Nacho Libre

36 You know what? I'll bet every kid in America would like to have one of these. They might even replace the dog as the family pet.

Hoyt Axton as Randall Peltzer in Gremlins

37 What's wrong with him? -I don't know. That dog got issues.

Ice Cube as Craig Jones in Next Friday (2000)

38 Is one of us supposed to be a dog in this scenario?

Meg Ryan as Sally Albright in When Harry Met Sally...

39 Fleas love dogs, you know. You could make beautiful music together.

Bill Thompson as Droopy Dog in The Tex Avery Show

40 I am not a mutt. I got, uh, pedigreed fore bared ancestors. Look. Wire Hair... Setter... Spitz. And, uh, Blood Hound...

Bill Thompson as Droopy Dog in The Tex Avery Show