78 Funny Quotes About Dogs from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 3

Updated: Mar 16, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about dogs from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

21 I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.

Lizzy Caplan as Janis Ian in Mean Girls (2004)

22 Yow! We struck a bone well! You're a millionaire, a billionaire, a trillionaire, a gillionaire, a grillionaire, a dog that's rolling in bone!

Jim Backus in Mickey Mouse

23 The dog? You are named after the dog?

Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

24 Let this sleeping dog lie, son.

James Stewart as Wylie Burp in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West

25 Now, if you're gonna act like a dog, you gotta sound like a dog. Now let's hear you bark. Well, go ahead.

James Stewart as Wylie Burp in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West

26 Does your dog bite? -No. -Nice doggy... -I thought you said your dog did not bite. -That is not my dog.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Jacques Clouseau in The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976)

27 So who's a dog? -You're a dog. -Who ever saw a dog with a long nose like this? -You're a schnauzer.

John Byner as The Ant And The Aardvark in The Ant and the Aardvark (1969)

28 How often do you come across a three-headed dog, even if you're in the trade?

Robbie Coltrane as Rubeus Hagrid in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

29 Look, I'm a Labrador! We'll all roll in soot. We'll be Labradors.

Rod Taylor as Pongo in 101 Dalmatians (1961)

30 Well, I can try! I'll bark all night if I have to.

Rod Taylor as Pongo in 101 Dalmatians (1961)