72 Funny Quotes About Dogs from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

Updated: Jan 11, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about dogs from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

11 If that hound dog thinks he's gonna outfox us, he's barking up the wrong tree.

Daws Butler as Yogi Bear in Yogi Bear

12 Of course not, Miss Lady. Why, everybody knows a dog's best friend is his human.

Barbara Luddy as Miss Lady in Lady and the Tramp

13 However, you do have all the characteristics of a dog, Gary. All except loyalty.

Alan Ford as Brick Top in Snatch

14 All right, go fetch, boy! There's a good boy. -That's not a 'good boy.' That was a werewolf!

Boris Karloff as Baron Boris Von Frankenstein in Mad Monster Party? (1967)

15 Oh, don't mind my home security system. Down, Rusty!

Mark Hamill as The Joker in Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

16 What kind of dog is that? -He is a... I don't know.

Steve Carell as Gru in Despicable Me

17 There's only one thing you need to do: pretend you're a dog and I'll take you in.

Bruce Lee as Dubbed In English By Unknown Actor in Fist of Fury (The Chinese Connection)

18 I'm a Mawg: Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.

John Candy as Barf in Spaceballs

19 I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.

Lizzy Caplan as Janis Ian in Mean Girls (2004)

20 Yow! We struck a bone well! You're a millionaire, a billionaire, a trillionaire, a gillionaire, a grillionaire, a dog that's rolling in bone!

Jim Backus in Mickey Mouse