68 Funny Quotes About Dogs from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

Updated: Sep 10, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about dogs from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

11 All right, go fetch, boy! There's a good boy. -That's not a 'good boy.' That was a werewolf!

Boris Karloff as Baron Boris Von Frankenstein in Mad Monster Party? (1967)

12 When a baby moves in, the dog moves out.

Tramp From Lady And The Tramp in Lady and the Tramp

13 Ugh. I've been kissed by a dog. I have dog germs. Get hot water, get some disinfectant, get some iodine.

Tracy Stratford as Lucy Van Pelt in A Charlie Brown Christmas

14 What kind of dog is that? -He is a... I don't know.

Steve Carell as Gru in Despicable Me

15 There's only one thing you need to do: pretend you're a dog and I'll take you in.

Bruce Lee as Dubbed In English By Unknown Actor in Fist of Fury (The Chinese Connection)

16 I'm a Mawg: Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.

John Candy as Barf in Spaceballs

17 I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.

Lizzy Caplan as Janis Ian in Mean Girls (2004)

18 Yow! We struck a bone well! You're a millionaire, a billionaire, a trillionaire, a gillionaire, a grillionaire, a dog that's rolling in bone!

Jim Backus in Mickey Mouse

19 The dog? You are named after the dog?

Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

20 Let this sleeping dog lie, son.

James Stewart as Wylie Burp in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West