125 Funny Quotes About Food from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 5

Updated: Oct 30, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about food from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

41 What would you pick to eat first? I think we should decide now, just so we're ready when the time comes!

Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean 1: The Curse of the Black Pearl

42 Then we can all have ice cream. And bourbon.

Bebe Neuwirth as Nora Shepherd in Jumanji (1995)

43 There are things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams. Then you hear them eating. And you hope to God that you're not dessert.

Robin Williams as Alan Parrish in Jumanji (1995)

44 Your tone is quasi-facetious, but you do not realise, that Pizza Hut was the only restaurant to survive the Franchise Wars. So, now all restaurants are Pizza Hut.

Sandra Bullock as Lenina Huxley in Demolition Man

45 It's funny how your appetite perks up when you find out that you're gonna eat dinner instead of be dinner, you know?

Dom DeLuise as Tiger in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West

46 Yeah? Well, maybe I'm not so happy about being dumped in nature's ashtray 500 miles from a pastrami sandwich, either... _poos.

Phillip Glasser as Fievel Mousekewitz in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West

47 What? Have breakfast with icky, nasty heffalumps and woozles? Give them our honey?

Rabbit From Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

48 You're the one who was getting fancy with the spices! What did you throw in there? Oregano? No? What? Rosemary? That's a spice, isn't it? Rosemary?

Lou Romano as Alfredo Linguini in Ratatouille

49 No eating here tonight, whoo! eating here tonight. -No, no, no, eating here tonight, you're on a diet.

Albert Brooks as Marlin; Albert Brooks as Dory; Ellen DeGeneres as Dory in Finding Nemo

50 Wise man say, forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza.

Judith Hoag as April O'Neil in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

125 Funny Quotes About Food from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 5

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