22 Funny Quotes About Friends from Movies (+ Audio Clips)

Updated: Mar 23, 2026

A collection of funny quotes about friends from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

1 Fish are friends, not food.

Barry Humphries as Bruce; Eric Bana as Anchor; Bruce Spence as Chum in Finding Nemo

2 Hey, Buzz, let's show the guys our new secret best friends handshake.

Tom Hanks as Sheriff Woody in Toy Story (1995)

3 What a pal. What a friend and a half!

Michael Gough as Gopher in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

4 If you were me friend, how come you have an arrow in your hand? Huh?

Quote from The Swan Princess

5 Come, come, Maurice. What is a simple bite on the buttocks among friends?

Sacha Baron Cohen as King Julien in Madagascar

6 Anyone else feel like a little giggle... when I mention my fwiend, Biggus... Dickus?

Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian

7 No, I'm not. Hoggle ain't no one's friend. He looks after himself, like everyone. Hoggle is Hoggle's friend.

Brian Henson as Hoggle in Labyrinth (1986)

8 Oh, God! Please don't let the invisible fire burn my friend!

John C. Reilly as Cal Naughton Jr. in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

9 Alone, bad. Friend, good. Friend, good!

Boris Karloff as Frankenstein’S Monster in Bride of Frankenstein

10 Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way, but in 20 years, if you're still livin' here, comin' over to my house to watch the Patriot's games, still workin' construction, I'll _in' kill ya.

Ben Affleck as Chuckie Sullivan in Good Will Hunting