22 Funny Quotes About Friends from Movies with Audio

Updated: Mar 23, 2026

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1 Fish are friends, not food.

Barry Humphries as Bruce; Eric Bana as Anchor; Bruce Spence as Chum in Finding Nemo

2 Hey, Buzz, let's show the guys our new secret best friends handshake.

Tom Hanks as Sheriff Woody in Toy Story (1995)

3 What a pal. What a friend and a half!

Michael Gough as Gopher in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

4 If you were me friend, how come you have an arrow in your hand? Huh?

Quote from The Swan Princess

5 Anyone else feel like a little giggle... when I mention my fwiend, Biggus... Dickus?

Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian

6 Come, come, Maurice. What is a simple bite on the buttocks among friends?

Sacha Baron Cohen as King Julien in Madagascar

7 No, I'm not. Hoggle ain't no one's friend. He looks after himself, like everyone. Hoggle is Hoggle's friend.

Brian Henson as Hoggle in Labyrinth (1986)

8 Ah, we can't trust this one. He's part wolf. -You see those teeth? -He might turn on me.

Quote from Balto (1995)

9 Oh, God! Please don't let the invisible fire burn my friend!

John C. Reilly as Cal Naughton Jr. in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

10 Who needs you guys anyway? Gotta drag you around all the time, bunch of dead weight. I'd be better off without you. -But Kirby... -Especially you, you little rag.

Thurl Ravenscroft as Kirby in The Brave Little Toaster (1987)