41 Funny Quotes About Moms from Movies (+ Audio Clips)

A collection of funny quotes about moms from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

1 My mom is being eaten by a dog, there's nothing I can do!

Will Ferrell as Brennan Huff in Step Brothers (2008)

2 The Mom bad news train is pulling in. Toot-toot!

Lewis Black as Anger in Inside Out

3 Come on. Do I look like the mother of the future? I mean, am I tough? Organized? I can't even balance my checkbook.

Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor in The Terminator

4 Who did you say was after you? -My mama! She wants to give me a bath!

Roo From Winnie The Pooh in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

5 Skip the drama, stay with mama. Mother, knows best.

6 Your mom let you get a tattoo?

Gerard Butler as Stoick The Vast in How to Train Your Dragon

7 I'll consider mistress, plaything, toy for a night, but I refuse to be your mother. That's out. -No, you got it all wrong. I'm the mother.

Dean Martin as Sam Harmon; Angie Dickinson as Beatrice Ocean in Ocean's 11 (1960)

8 Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Mom, you sure can hydrate a pizza.

Michael J. Fox as Marty Mcfly in Back to the Future Part II

9 Hey, Martin! Telephone! -Just a minute. -It's your mother!

Sidney Poitier as Crease in Sneakers (1992)

10 Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother?

Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone