92 Funny Quotes About Study from Movies (+ Audio Clips) - page 2

A collection of funny quotes about study from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

11 So I am. But you too can be tall. Buy my book, How to be Three Inches Taller. -Then what? -Stand on it.

Peter Sellers as Grytpype Thynne in The Goon Show

12 Stay in school and use your brain. Be a doctor, be a lawyer, carry a leather briefcase. Forget about sports as a profession. Sports make you grunt and smell. See, be a thinker, not a stinker.

Carl Weathers as Apollo Creed in Rocky (1976)

13 Better that I devote myself to studying the other great mystery of the universe: women.

Christopher Lloyd as Dr. Emmett Brown in Back to the Future Part II

14 It's best if you don't wait until the last minute. -Yes, but I never know which is the last minute. There always seem to be more minutes left over.

Jim Cummings as Winnie The Pooh; John Fiedler as Piglet in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

15 You, higher mammal. Can you read?

Tom McGrath as Skipper The Penguin in Madagascar

16 You guys read. I'll go kill stuff.

Jonah Hill as Snotlout Jorgenson in How to Train Your Dragon

17 That's great! Just finish up, here. Speed read. Take your time. No pressure. There's a lot of pressure! Take a guess, now! With pressure.

Albert Brooks as Marlin in Finding Nemo

18 Well done, students... if you were trying to disappoint me.

Dustin Hoffman as Master Shifu in Kung Fu Panda

19 Well, preparing to go to school was like getting ready for extended deep-sea diving.

Peter Billingsley as Ralphie Parker; Jean Shepherd as Adult Ralphie in A Christmas Story (1983)

20 I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.

Lizzy Caplan as Janis Ian in Mean Girls (2004)