15 Funny Quotes About Teachers from Movies (+ Audio Clips)

Last updated on: September 10, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about teachers from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

1 What's Mongolian? -What am I, your math teacher?

Quote from Foghorn Leghorn Shorts

2 Well done, students... if you were trying to disappoint me.

Dustin Hoffman as Master Shifu in Kung Fu Panda

3 I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.

Lizzy Caplan as Janis Ian in Mean Girls (2004)

4 Our teacher wants us to read a book during Christmas vacation. Got any suggestions? -On what book to read? -No. On how to get out of it.

Peppermint Patty in It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown

5 Oh, hello, sir. You caught me in the middle of an experiment I was doing. I was trying to see how the students would respond to a teacher-less environment.

Quote from The Nutty Professor (1996)

6 OK, so let's all open up our 'Reading is fun' books to page 69.

Quote from Billy Madison

7 Teacher, you are drunk. -Nonsense. Man like me's never drunk. I could drink a whole cellar. Still be sobber. Waiter! More wine!

Quote from Instant Kung Fu Man

8 He'd been teaching the same rubbish for 30 years and I don't suppose he'd read a new book for 20 of those.

Peter Cushing as Victor Frankenstein in The Curse of Frankenstein

9 Is this how you spend your day off, young lady? Organizing a game of tackle the teacher?

Andrea Martin as Ms. Carbuncle in Frosty Returns (1992)

10 Before you know it, this darn snow turns into slush, and where's there's slush, there's ice, and where there's ice, there's broken hips, and where there's broken hips, there's substitute teachers!

Andrea Martin as Ms. Carbuncle in Frosty Returns (1992)

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