Before you know it, this darn snow turns into slush, and where's there's slush, there's ice, and where there's ice, there's broken hips, and where there's broken hips, there's substitute teachers!

— Ms. Carbuncle (Andrea Martin)

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11 seconds sound clip from the Frosty Returns (1992) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:04:35.309 in the DVD version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- I'll be right back Charles. I've gotta get my hat.

- Is this how you spend your day off, young lady? Organizing a game of tackle the teacher?

- No. You see, I was practicing...

- Why don't you save your story for tomorrow's composition?

- Right now Miss Carbuncle has a sidewalk to plow.

- Before you know it, this darn snow turns into slush, and where's there's slush, there's ice, and where there's ice, there's broken hips, and where there's broken hips, there's substitute teachers!

- Miss Carbuncle, if you should see my hat...

- Not that I don't like the snow. I just prefer it in it's proper place. Like on mountain tops, and poetry, and songs by Bing Crosby.

- Goodbye Miss Carbuncle!

- It's no Winter Wonderland when your skidding into a telephone pole!

- My hat!

- Oh no you don't! You wanna take something? Take the tie! Unless you think I need it.

[...]

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Sometimes, when the words just fail you, you're scared, but you know they're wrong. I've found that I get much further when I turn my thoughts to song.
Such a magical sight when the world's dressed all in white. Oh, let there be snow.
Oh, let there be snow, let there be snow. Close down the schools and let's act like fools, there's parties to throw!
Let there be snow, let there be snow. Need I remind you, the autumn's behind you, let the wind blow.
The days may grow short and grayer, the cold may nip at your nose, but once there's a six-inch layer, those soft flakes beneath your toes, you can't help but want to taste it or jump in a snowy pile.
Frosty Returns (1992) Sound Clip

Frosty Returns (1992) PosterSound clips of funny quotes from the 1992 animated Christmas TV special Frosty Returns.

Actors: Jonathan Winters (The Narrator), John Goodman (Frosty the Snowman), Elisabeth Moss (Holly DeCarlo), Brian Doyle-Murray ( Mr. Twitchell), Andrea Martin (Ms. Carbuncle)

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