23 Funny Quotes About Wine from Movies (+ Audio Clips)

Updated: Sep 14, 2025

A collection of funny quotes about wine from movies, complete with audio samples in mp3 & wav formats — great for ringtones or laughs.

1 Champagne is a great 'leveleler'... leveler. It makes you my equal. -Oh, I wouldn't quite say that. -Well, almost my equal.

James Stewart as Macaulay Connor in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

2 You know, champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey's a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes.

James Stewart as Macaulay Connor in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

3 Great. I could use a drink... Aah! Yes. Mmm. Feels like a 1470 burgundy. Not a good year.

Kevin Kline as Captain Phoebus in The Hunchback of Notre Dame

4 I have basic rules: I drink plenty of wine and I eat red meat and I take no students.

Quote from Shaolin vs. Lama (1983)

5 550 dollars for this bottle, Tony. What do you think of that? -That's pretty good. For a bunch of _ing grapes.

Robert Loggia as Frank Lopez in Scarface (1983)

6 I only drink champagne when I'm lucky enough to get it.

Katharine Hepburn as Bunny Watson in Desk Set (1957)

7 Okay. I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions. But never before, before.

George Peppard as Paul Varjak in Breakfast at Tiffany's

8 Tonight you and I will celebrate, I'll drink champagne out of your typewriter.

Vincent Price as Burnbridge Waters in Champagne for Caesar

9 Perhaps I shall send Dom Perignon to your room. -I prefer to be alone tonight. Perhaps later I will meet your friend Don.

Chris Farley as Haru The Great White Ninja in Beverly Hills Ninja

10 What happened to your marriage, Bea? -It drowned in champagne.

Quote from Ocean's 11 (1960)

Latest Movie Sound Bites

Reservoir Dogs (1992)
723 Sounds / Quotes

The Tigger Movie (2000)
461 Sounds / Quotes

Superman (1948)
1319 Sounds / Quotes

Trail of the Pink Panther (1982)
526 Sounds / Quotes

The Hunt for Red October
940 Sounds / Quotes

Poll

MOVIE-SOUNDS.ORG - Download and listen to lines and quotes from movies which can be used as ringtones. A movie phrases and sayings search engine.

All the movie sound clips on this site are just short samples from the original sources, in mp3, wav or other popular audio formats. The copyrighted, unlicensed movie samples are shorter in comparison to the original movie. Samples do not exceed 10 seconds or less than 1% of the length of the original movie, which is shorter. All the sounds retain their original copyright as owned by their respective movie production companies (read the full disclaimer and disclosures)

Contact | Privacy policy