146 Funny Ringtones From Movies (Audio)

Updated: Apr 14, 2026

A selection of funny ringtones from movies, as rated by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short audio samples in mp3 and wav format, which can be used as ringtones for your smartphone.

1 Yeah. He's sitting by the phone like a dumbbell just waiting for you to call him back.

Sharon Stone as Ginger McKenna in Casino (1995)

2 Hello. Batman speaking.

Quote from Batman (1966)

3 Police. I know. A skeleton. Keep calm. Turn off the lights. Make sure doors are locked.

Quote from The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

4 It's a friendly call. Of course it's a friendly call. Listen, if it wasn't friendly, you probably wouldn't have even got it.

Peter Sellers as Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, President Merkin Muffley, Dr. Strangelove in Dr. Strangelove

5 Can you hold on a second? I have call waiting.

Jim Carrey as Cable Guy in The Cable Guy (1996)

6 What? Who is this? -This is the voice of doom calling. Your days are numbered, to the seventh son of the seventh son.

James Stewart as Macaulay Connor in The Philadelphia Story (1940)

7 Sorry. I can't talk right now. I'll explain later.

Quote from Jumanji (1995)

8 Hello, 911? I need the police right away. This guy took my teddy bear. Hello?

Mark Wahlberg as John Bennett in Ted (2012)

9 There are two possibilities. They are unable to respond. They are unwilling to respond.

Leonard Nimoy as Captain Spock; Spock in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

10 They're requesting communications, sir. -Let them eat static.

Ricardo Montalbán as Khan Noonien Singh in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan