Snatch Quotes with Sound Clips

The best voice quotes and funny dialogue one liners from the movie Snatch (2000).

Actors: Jason Statham (Turkish), Stephen Graham (Tommy), Brad Pitt (Mickey)

4 more actors

, Alan Ford (Brick Top), Dennis Farina (Cousin Avi), Vinnie Jones (Bullet Tooth Tony), Benicio del Toro (Franky Four Fingers)

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1 You know, fish, chips, cup of tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary-_ing-Poppins. London!

— Cousin Avi (Dennis Farina)

2 I don't like leaving my own country and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less than warm, sandy beaches and cocktails with little straw hats.

— Cousin Avi (Dennis Farina)

3 Need a drink. -You can't give him a drink! -It's not for him. It's for me.

— Mickey (Brad Pitt), Turkish (Jason Statham), Tommy (Stephen Graham)

4 However, you do have all the characteristics of a dog, Gary. All except loyalty.

— Brick Top (Alan Ford)

5 You shouldn't drink that stuff, anyway. -Why? What's wrong with it? -It's not in sync with evolution.

— Tommy (Stephen Graham)

6 You take sugar? -No, thank you, Turkish. I'm sweet enough.

— Turkish (Jason Statham), Brick Top (Alan Ford)

7 Cows have only been domesticated in the last 8000 years. Before that, they were running around as mad as lorries. The human digestive system hasn't got used to any dairy products yet.

— Tommy (Stephen Graham)

8 I'm happy to leave the country, but I need money to do so.

— Turkish (Jason Statham)

9 It can get you in a lot of trouble, thinking. I shouldn't do so much of it.

— Brick Top (Alan Ford)

10 Pretends he's Jewish. Wishes he was Jewish. Even tells his family they're Jewish, but he's about as Jewish as he is a _ing monkey.

— Turkish (Jason Statham)

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