Half Baked Quotes with Sound Clips

Famous quotes from Half Baked (1998 comedy film), featuring short audio clips of the best lines.

Actors: Dave Chappelle (Thurgood Jenkins / Sir Smoke-a-Lot), Jim Breuer (Brian), Harland Williams (Kenny Davis)

4 more actors

, Tommy Chong (Squirrel Master), Clarence Williams III (Samson Simpson), Rachel True (Mary Jane Potman), Guillermo Díaz (Scarface)

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1 I don't do drugs. Drugs make me sick. They're bad for your body. Up with hope, down with dope.

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle)

2 'Course across town, the kid's Nana's smoking up, trying to ease her glaucoma. -And it's good for arthritis, too.

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle)

3 He told me about his lawyer... He had sex with my mama! Why?

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle), Sir Smoke A Lot (Dave Chappelle)

4 His spirituality... God, if you listening, help!

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle), Sir Smoke A Lot (Dave Chappelle)

5 Man, give me your fruit cocktail. -Well, I can't. If I did that, then I'd have to give it to you every day, and I won't get all my vitamins.

— Kenny Davis (Harland Williams)

6 Man, that first day of sobriety sucked. And I realized something. I was a real irritable guy when I wasn't smoking marijuana.

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle)

7 Marijuana is terrible. It's a gateway drug. I mean, everybody knows that it leads to other stuff. -Yeah, mostly junk food.

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle)

8 She's an I'm Only Creative If I Smoke smoker. She believes weed, and only weed, brings out the artist in her.

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle)

9 Sorry for yelling. But I'm serious. We gotta start being more responsible and focused. All right? Let's be sharp.

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle)

10 He gets to talk about music all day. Perfect job for a stoner.

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle)

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