Half Baked Quotes with Sound Clips - page 4

Famous quotes from Half Baked (1998 comedy film), featuring short audio clips of the best lines.

Actors: Dave Chappelle (Thurgood Jenkins / Sir Smoke-a-Lot), Jim Breuer (Brian), Harland Williams (Kenny Davis)

4 more actors

, Tommy Chong (Squirrel Master), Clarence Williams III (Samson Simpson), Rachel True (Mary Jane Potman), Guillermo Díaz (Scarface)

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31 You know, I never thought I'd say this to anybody, but you two smoke entirely too much reefer.

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle)

32 You suggested that already. -For real, B? -Marijuana affects the memory.

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle)

33 If I wasn't Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat?

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle)

34 Pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man. Everything on 'em. With water, whole lot of water. And... Funyuns. Yeah.

— Brian (Jim Breuer)

35 You're hungry, aren't ya? Here... You like popcorn. It makes your teeth go pop, pop, pop.

— Kenny Davis (Harland Williams)

36 All I wanna know is, who's coming with me? Who's coming, man? Who's coming with me? Huh? Who's coming with me, man? -I will.

— Brian (Jim Breuer)

37 Did you ever see Scent of a Woman on weed? That's the way to see it, man! It's just whacked! Pow!

— (Jon Stewart)

38 Ever take your clothes off and run backwards through a cornfield?

— Kenny Davis (Harland Williams)

39 Got ya. Hey, I know this isn't your responsibility, but mop the rest of this _ up. I'll be right back.

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle)

40 Maybe is an acceptable answer. It's that no thing that gets me. Maybe I'll hear from you.

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle)

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