Half Baked Quotes with Sound Clips - page 5

Famous quotes from Half Baked (1998 comedy film), featuring short audio clips of the best lines.

Actors: Dave Chappelle (Thurgood Jenkins / Sir Smoke-a-Lot), Jim Breuer (Brian), Harland Williams (Kenny Davis)

4 more actors

, Tommy Chong (Squirrel Master), Clarence Williams III (Samson Simpson), Rachel True (Mary Jane Potman), Guillermo Díaz (Scarface)

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41 Now, Killer was born to a three-legged _ of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man.

— Brian (Jim Breuer)

42 See, the problem with bodegas is they never remember you. You always have to do something extreme to let 'em know you're cool.

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle)

43 When life is hard I pick up that card with the smiley face. Call him over to my place.

— Sir Smoke A Lot (Dave Chappelle)

44 Why the hell are you guys spending money? We're not drug dealers, remember? We're fund-raisers.

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle)

45 Will you be my girlfriend? -I would, but I'm gay, you know? I'm a big dyke. -What's that like?

— Brian (Jim Breuer)

46 You in here because of marijuana? Marijuana? Man, this is some _! -Marijuana is not a drug.

47 But let me tell you something. I love weed, okay? I love it. But not as much as I love _.

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle)

48 First of all, to understand what happened to Killer, you gotta understand who Killer the dog was.

— Brian (Jim Breuer)

49 His bad back... Doctor said I need a backeotomy.

— Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle), Sir Smoke A Lot (Dave Chappelle)

50 Killer paid the price, yo. He got the wrath. He got the wrath of the nunchucks, yo.

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