Spend one week at the border, and what do we end up with? Busting a bevy of nuns, a guy pisses on my leg, and I lose my special canine sentry dog.

10 seconds sound clip from the Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:51:40 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

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- Yeah, we could try there.

- If they're not there, we can go up to San Francisco.

- Imagine the field day those two creeps are gonna have when they find out that van is made of grass, huh?

- I don't believe it. I really don't believe it. You guys are supreme idiots.

- I mean, how could you let a big green van slip right through your fingers?

- Spend one week at the border, and what do we end up with? Busting a bevy of nuns, a guy pisses on my leg, and I lose my special canine sentry dog.

- Best cop I ever knew.

- See anything?

- Negative.

- Use mine. They're on the floor.

- Oh, yeah. These are great, Sergeant. You can see everything.

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