56 Movie Quotes about Golf (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

Updated: Aug 15, 2025

Memorable quotes about golf, selected from famous or less known movies by Movie-Sounds.org's visitors, accompanied by short mp3 and wav audio samples.

11 And the avarice. The avarice never ends! 'I want golf clubs. I want diamonds.'

Jim Carrey as The Grinch in How the Grinch Stole Christmas

12 Leslie, what'd you do with my gol-darn golf balls?

Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

13 Happy learned how to putt. Uh-oh.

Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore in Happy Gilmore

14 Hey, man, I hate to admit this, but this is my first trophy. Only problem is that goofy golf guy on top. Maybe the guy at the trophy store could put a little hockey guy on there.

Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore in Happy Gilmore

15 What does a retiree do these days, anyway? Take naps? Play golf? Hit on rich widows?

Liam Neeson as Bryan Mills in Taken (2008)

16 Golf requires goofy pants and a fat _. You should talk to my neighbor, the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge _.

Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore in Happy Gilmore

17 You know what else could draw a crowd? A golfer with an arm growing out of his _.

Christopher McDonald as Shooter Mcgavin in Happy Gilmore

18 No thanks. I don't date golfers. -Good, 'cause I'm a hockey player.

Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore; Julie Bowen as Virginia Venit in Happy Gilmore

19 I can't believe you're a professional golfer. I think you should be working at the snack bar.

Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore in Happy Gilmore

20 There is no way that you could have been as bad at hockey as you are at golf.

Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore in Happy Gilmore

56 Movie Quotes about Golf (+ Sound Clips) - page 2

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