Groucho Marx: 94 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 3

Movie quotes delivered by Groucho Marx, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

21 Well, I tell you what I think. I think we should have a standing army. -Why should we have a standing army? -Because then we save money on chairs!

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly; Chico Marx as Chicolini in Duck Soup (1933)

22 This is the fifth trip I've made today and I haven't been anywhere yet.

As Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

23 Maybe you can suggest something. As a matter of fact, you do suggest something. To me you suggest a baboon. -What? -I'm sorry I said that. It isn't fair to the rest of the baboons.

As Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

24 Watch them like a cat watches her kittens. Have you ever had kittens? No, of course not. You're too busy running around playing bridge.

As Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

25 Married! I can see you right now in the kitchen, bending over a hot stove, but I can't see the stove.

As Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

26 He's had a change of heart. -A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly; Margaret Dumont as Mrs. Gloria Teasdale in Duck Soup (1933)

27 Well, maybe I am a little headstrong, but I come by it honestly. My father was a little headstrong. My mother was a little armstrong. The headstrongs married the armstrongs, and that's why darkies were born.

As Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

28 I'll see my lawyer about this as soon as he graduates from law school.

As Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

29 You realize our army is facing disastrous defeat? What do you intend to do about it? -I've done it already. -You've done what? -I've changed to the other side.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly; Chico Marx as Chicolini in Duck Soup (1933)

30 So you're on the other side, eh? Well, what are you doing over here? -Well, the food is better over here.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly; Chico Marx as Chicolini in Duck Soup (1933)