Groucho Marx: 94 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 8

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71 Suppose George Washington's soldiers had asked for money? Where would this country be today? -But they did ask. -And where's Washington?

As Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

72 We arrive this afternoon on the 4:30. Kindly reserve two floors and three ceilings. They must be mice.

As Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

73 And think of me, Jamison. -You bet I will. -I'll be back someday. -All right. -Keep a light burning in the window, if you can find a window. -All right, sir. -Good-bye, Jamison. -Good-bye.

As Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

74 Mr. Hammer, I think I know what's wrong with the hotel. -I think I know too. You're fired. Get your hat and my coat and get out.

As Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

75 600 rooms in the hotel and you have to sleep here.

As Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

76 You told me about this yesterday. -I know, but I left out a comma.

As Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

77 Why, it's the most exclusive residential district in Florida. Nobody lives there.

As Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

78 Do you know how alligator pears are made? -Haven't the slightest idea. -There you are. That's because you've never been an alligator, and don't let it happen again.

As Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

79 Another thing, take our cattle raising. I don't mean anything personal. But here is the ideal cattle raising section. We have longhorns, shorthorns and shoehorns.

As Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

80 Where will you be when you're 65? That's only about three months from now.

As Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)