94 Quotes by Groucho Marx (Sound Clips) - page 7

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61 I held him in my arms and kissed him. -Oh, I see. Then it was murder.

As Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

62 He left me his entire fortune. -Is that so? Can't you see what I'm trying to tell you? I love you.

As Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

63 Having him with us today is indeed a great pleasure. -Thank you, but I can't stay very long. -That's even a greater pleasure.

As Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

64 I'll put my foot down, so shall it be. This is the land of the free.

As Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

65 The country's taxes must be fixed, and I know what to do with it. If you think you're paying too much now just wait till I get through with it.

As Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

66 If you run out of gas, get ethyl. If Ethel runs out, get Mabel. Now step on it!

As Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

67 This man's conduct is inexcusable! -Gentlemen! Gentlemen! -I did not come here to be insulted! -That's what you think.

As Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

68 What's that? -Sounds to me like mice. -Mice? Mice don't play music. -No? How about the old maestro?

As Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

69 I object. -Oh, you object. On what grounds? -I couldn't think of anything else to say. -Objection sustained. -Your Excellency, you sustained the objection? -Sure, I couldn't think of anything else to say either. Why don't you object?

As Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

70 Message from the front, sir. -Oh, I'm sick of messages from the front. Don't we ever get a message from the side?

As Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

94 Quotes by Groucho Marx (Sound Clips) - page 7

61 I held him in my arms and kissed him. -Oh, I see. Then it was murder.

62 He left me his entire fortune. -Is that so? Can't you see what I'm trying to tell you? I love you.

63 Having him with us today is indeed a great pleasure. -Thank you, but I can't stay very long. -That's even a greater pleasure.

64 I'll put my foot down, so shall it be. This is the land of the free.

65 The country's taxes must be fixed, and I know what to do with it. If you think you're paying too much now just wait till I get through with it.

66 If you run out of gas, get ethyl. If Ethel runs out, get Mabel. Now step on it!

67 This man's conduct is inexcusable! -Gentlemen! Gentlemen! -I did not come here to be insulted! -That's what you think.

68 What's that? -Sounds to me like mice. -Mice? Mice don't play music. -No? How about the old maestro?

69 I object. -Oh, you object. On what grounds? -I couldn't think of anything else to say. -Objection sustained. -Your Excellency, you sustained the objection? -Sure, I couldn't think of anything else to say either. Why don't you object?

70 Message from the front, sir. -Oh, I'm sick of messages from the front. Don't we ever get a message from the side?

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