Groucho Marx Movie Quotes & Lines – 94 Classics (+ Audio) - page 6

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51 Go upstairs and count the rooms. I think the third floor is missing.

As Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

52 I love the color scheme. -That isn't a scheme. It's a conspiracy.

As Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

53 And as I said before, I hadn't intended to make a speech at all. -Well, you certainly succeeded.

As Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

54 There's a man outside who wants to see you with a black mustache. -Tell him I've got one.

As Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

55 You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here. You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.

As Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

56 Very well, we'll give them shorter hours. We'll start by cutting their lunch hour to 20 minutes.

As Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

57 I was with him till the very end. -Hmm! No wonder he passed away.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly; Margaret Dumont as Mrs. Gloria Teasdale in Duck Soup (1933)

58 I held him in my arms and kissed him. -Oh, I see. Then it was murder.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly; Margaret Dumont as Mrs. Gloria Teasdale in Duck Soup (1933)

59 He left me his entire fortune. -Is that so? Can't you see what I'm trying to tell you? I love you.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly; Margaret Dumont as Mrs. Gloria Teasdale in Duck Soup (1933)

60 Having him with us today is indeed a great pleasure. -Thank you, but I can't stay very long. -That's even a greater pleasure.

Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly; Margaret Dumont as Mrs. Gloria Teasdale in Duck Soup (1933)