Groucho Marx Movie Quotes & Lines – 94 Classics (+ Audio) - page 6

Updated: Mar 20, 2025

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51 Now all along here, this is the riverfront, and all along the river, those are all levees. -That's the Jewish neighborhood?

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer; Chico Marx as Chico in The Cocoanuts (1929)

52 You see that wire fence there? -All right. Why a fence?

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer; Chico Marx as Chico in The Cocoanuts (1929)

53 What are you gonna do with all these lots? Play lottos?

As Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

54 $800! Now there's a gentleman with vision and a nice haircut. There's a gentleman with vision. Who'll say 1000? -$1000. -There's a gentleman with double vision and a better haircut. Who'll say 1100? -1100. -There's a gentleman with astigmatism.

As Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

55 Now, what's the use of worrying? It's silly to worry, isn't it? You're gone today and here tomorrow.

As Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

56 Go upstairs and count the rooms. I think the third floor is missing.

As Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

57 I love the color scheme. -That isn't a scheme. It's a conspiracy.

As Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

58 And as I said before, I hadn't intended to make a speech at all. -Well, you certainly succeeded.

As Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

59 There's a man outside who wants to see you with a black mustache. -Tell him I've got one.

As Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

60 I was with him till the very end. -Hmm! No wonder he passed away.

As Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

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