Groucho Marx: 94 Movie Quotes with Audio – Page 5

Movie quotes delivered by Groucho Marx, ranked by user ratings. Listen online or download free MP3 and WAV clips.

41 Hello. What's that? You wanna know where you can get a hold of Mrs. Potter? I don't know. She's awfully ticklish.

As Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

42 Are you sure your husband's dead? -Why, yes. -There seems to be a trace of uncertainty in that yes. You know, a yes like that was once responsible for me jumping out of a window. And I'm not the jumper I used to be.

As Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

43 Well, anyhow, you wired me about some property. I've thought it over. Now, I can let you have three lots watering the front, or I can let you have three lots fronting the water.

As Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

44 Now then, if we're successful in disposing of these lots, I'll see that you get a nice commission. -And how about some money? -Well, you can have your choice.

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer; Chico Marx as Chico in The Cocoanuts (1929)

45 Now, over here on this site we're gonna build an eye and ear hospital. This is gonna be a sight for sore eyes. You understand? -That's fine.

As Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

46 You see that wire fence there? -All right. Why a fence?

Groucho Marx as Mr. Hammer; Chico Marx as Chico in The Cocoanuts (1929)

47 What are you gonna do with all these lots? Play lottos?

As Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

48 $800! Now there's a gentleman with vision and a nice haircut. There's a gentleman with vision. Who'll say 1000? -$1000. -There's a gentleman with double vision and a better haircut. Who'll say 1100? -1100. -There's a gentleman with astigmatism.

As Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

49 Now, what's the use of worrying? It's silly to worry, isn't it? You're gone today and here tomorrow.

As Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)

50 Go upstairs and count the rooms. I think the third floor is missing.

As Mr. Hammer in The Cocoanuts (1929)