- Do you drink?
- Not on duty, miss.
- Do you smoke?
- Not on duty, miss.

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7 seconds sound clip from the Carry On Screaming! movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:44:03 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

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- If I could just have the answers to some questions first.

- Well, all right. I'm sure I know all the answers.

- I'm sure you do, miss.

- You must learn to relax more, Sidney. Take things as they come. Come on. Sit beside me for a moment.

- There you are. You see? Now, that's much more comfortable, isn't it?

- Very much so, miss.

- What must you think of me? I'm such a terrible hostess! I haven't offered you a thing.

- I wouldn't say that, miss.

- Do you drink?

- Not on duty, miss.

- Do you smoke?

- Not on duty, miss.

- Well, do you mind if I smoke?

- No, of course not, miss.

- Thank you so much.

- And I was trying to give it up.

- Oh, good morning, Sergeant. I didn't expect you so soon.

- That's all right, Slobotham, old chap. Put your feet up. Carry on.

- Is anything wrong, Sergeant?

- No, everything's fine. Just fine.

[...]

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Carry On Screaming! Sound Clip

Funny quotes with sound bites from Carry On Screaming! (1966 British black comedy horror film)

Actors: Harry H. Corbett (Sergeant Sidney Bung), Kenneth Williams (Dr Orlando Watt), Fenella Fielding (Valeria Watt), Jim Dale (Albert Potter), Charles Hawtrey (Dan Dann)

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