- Now, does that sound like Doris?
- Well, I don't know. I've never hit her with a pipe.
— Sergeant Sidney Bung (Harry H. Corbett), Albert Potter (Jim Dale)
9 seconds sound clip from the Carry On Screaming! movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:46:48 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- Oh, come on, now, Mr Potter. It's only a dummy.
- It is not a dummy! It's her.
- All right, then. We'll take your word for it that it looks like Doris.
- It is Doris. Blimey, I ought to know. I've been going out with her for a year.
- Mr Potter, you just come over here with me.
- Now, does that sound like Doris?
- Well, I don't know. I've never hit her with a pipe.
- Look! She's solid like a rock. Go on, feel it for yourself. Go on, feel it.
- Wouldn't you be, standing around with nothing but your corsets on?
- Wait a minute, I've just remembered. I might be able to prove it's Doris.
[...]