Oh, Oddbod, if only you weren't so damned attractive...
6 seconds sound clip from the Carry On Screaming! movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 00:24:23 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
[...]
- As a matter of facts, sir, you were sort of coming and going. We didn't quite...
- What's the matter with you two? Come back here!
- Yes. He's right, Sergeant. If you ask me, there's something not quite right about that man.
- Don't be so silly! He's just an eccentric, that's all. I saw through him immediately.
- So did we. That's the trouble.
- You and I, as respectable officers of the law, are going to walk out of here with dignity. Slowly.
- Oh, Oddbod, if only you weren't so damned attractive...
- Good. Did they suspect anything?
- Of course not. I went out of my way to behave perfectly normally.
- Well, that should be all right, then, shouldn't it?
- Oh, something about a girl, disappearing in the vicinity.
- Oh, that must be the one Oddbod brought back.
- Oh, yes! Very nice. I must say, he has very good taste.
[...]
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Funny quotes with sound bites from Carry On Screaming! (1966 British black comedy horror film)
Actors: Harry H. Corbett (Sergeant Sidney Bung), Kenneth Williams (Dr Orlando Watt), Fenella Fielding (Valeria Watt), Jim Dale (Albert Potter), Charles Hawtrey (Dan Dann)
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