So, instead, we will use someone who looks as if he is a woman.
10 seconds sound clip from the Carry On Screaming! movie soundboard.
You can hear this line at 01:08:40 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.
Quote context
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- Just you, sarge? What will I be doing then?
- Be sensible. We can't use a real woman. Something might go wrong.
- Yes, I get the point, sarge.
- So, instead, we will use someone who looks as if he is a woman.
- What a brilliant idea, sarge! Ho-ho! Who did you have in mind, then?
- I do beg your pardon, madam. I thought you were I'm expecting... Is he ready yet?
- Oh, really, madam... On some other occasion, I might be delighted to avail myself.
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