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- What's so funny?
- I was just thinking... Supposing my wife could see me now!

9 seconds sound clip from the Carry On Screaming! movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:13:49 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- They've stopped the car and have gone into the woods, ma'am.

- Wait here.

- Yes. This is the spot.

- Right. Get down.

- What for?

- Because that's what Doris was doing when she copped it.

- Well, I'm not copping it.

- Get down!

- Wait a minute.

- What's so funny?

- I was just thinking... Supposing my wife could see me now!

- How do you expect anything to go out of it's way to have a go at you? Look at you, sitting there like a bag of nutty slack.

- I'm doing the best I can.

- It's not good enough! Try and look a bit more... seductive.

- But I don't want to be seducted.

- Well, abandoned, then.

- I'd sooner have the nutty slack.

- What was that? What was that? I'm going to have a look. You stay here.

[...]

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This awful-looking thing happens to be my wife!
Carry On Screaming! Sound Clip

Carry On Screaming! poster

Funny quotes with sound bites from Carry On Screaming! (1966 British black comedy horror film)

Actors: Harry H. Corbett (Sergeant Sidney Bung), Kenneth Williams (Dr Orlando Watt), Fenella Fielding (Valeria Watt), Jim Dale (Albert Potter), Charles Hawtrey (Dan Dann)

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