Okay, I hereby find all parties culpable in these matters as charged, and so choose to inveigh the maximum levy for these violations, and do therefore deem that you be conveyed to a wholly, oh, awful place of execution, wherein you shall be put to death.

— Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser (Dan Aykroyd)

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dan aykroyd judgment punishment

13 seconds sound clip from the Nothing but Trouble (1991) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 00:32:25.787 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- Okay. Well, let's see here, what we got. We got your crack and ice cocaine here. You got your pills and your vials of coke, snorters, and pipes, and grinders, and, got your gun here, and you got your switchblade knives.

- Well, since you're all havin' a whirl of a time on some some kind of a hopped-up date, I believe that we can get this all over relatively simply, and have you people on your way, so step forward to the bench please.

- Hey, see that? Thanks for understandin', Judge. You know what I'm saying?

- You take care of this. I'm gonna go out for a smoke.

- Go for a smoke? Dennis, they've got guns, drugs. One of them tried to kill ya. I'm staying to watch.

- Okay, I hereby find all parties culpable in these matters as charged, and so choose to inveigh the maximum levy for these violations, and do therefore deem that you be conveyed to a wholly, oh, awful place of execution, wherein you shall be put to death.

- What's going on?

- What the hell's goin' on here, huh?

- I'll tell you what, there. I'll give you all your coke, and your grinders and spoons, and pot, guns and knives, and all that back to you, when you come out the other end.

- Look, I'm sure these are reasonable people. They'll have to entertain some kind of an offer.

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Nothing but Trouble (1991) Sound Clip

Sound clips of the funniest quotes from the 1991 horror comedy film "Nothing but Trouble".

Actors: Chevy Chase (Chris Thorne), Dan Aykroyd (Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser), John Candy (Dennis Valkenheiser), Demi Moore (Diane Lightson)

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