Nothing but Trouble (1991) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

Sound clips of the funniest quotes from the 1991 horror comedy film "Nothing but Trouble".

Actors: Chevy Chase (Chris Thorne), Dan Aykroyd (Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser), John Candy (Dennis Valkenheiser), Demi Moore (Diane Lightson)

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11 Quick as sump grease through a 10-year-old goose.

— Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser (Dan Aykroyd)

12 This is a classic case of a dysfunctional family. I mean, you should consider some help, some therapy. -He won't go!

— Diane Lightson (Demi Moore)

13 Why don't you just blast your way in? -First, we have to serve the warrant to someone.

— Chris Thorne (Chevy Chase)

14 Fun is actually knowing who half your guests are.

— Chris Thorne (Chevy Chase)

15 How do you like your dog, folks?

— Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser (Dan Aykroyd)

16 I was just thinking, you've got enough vintage steel around here to make a few thousand Toyotas. Ever think of selling the whole place to the Japanese?

— Chris Thorne (Chevy Chase)

17 Man, would you look at this place? It's like extremely Draculated.

18 Morning. -Sell pork bellies, buy gold.

— Chris Thorne (Chevy Chase)

19 Um, listen. Run! Run for your life! Save yourself! Tell the world about this place! Just touch.

— Diane Lightson (Demi Moore)

20 And now, I'm gonna stick you! I'm gonna dig so many new holes in you, you're gonna look like a salt shaker!

— Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser (Dan Aykroyd)

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