Quotes with Sound Clips from Nothing but Trouble (1991) - Page 2

Nothing but Trouble (1991) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 2

Sound clips of the funniest quotes from the 1991 horror comedy film "Nothing but Trouble".

Actors: Chevy Chase (Chris Thorne), Dan Aykroyd (Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser), John Candy (Dennis Valkenheiser), Demi Moore (Diane Lightson)

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11 Okay. Banker? -No, no. No, banker, no. Financial publishing. Thorne's Weekly? -Okay. Banker.

— Chris Thorne (Chevy Chase), Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser (Dan Aykroyd)

12 Quick as sump grease through a 10-year-old goose.

— Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser (Dan Aykroyd)

13 This is a classic case of a dysfunctional family. I mean, you should consider some help, some therapy. -He won't go!

— Diane Lightson (Demi Moore)

14 Why don't you just blast your way in? -First, we have to serve the warrant to someone.

— Chris Thorne (Chevy Chase)

15 Fun is actually knowing who half your guests are.

— Chris Thorne (Chevy Chase)

16 How do you like your dog, folks?

— Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser (Dan Aykroyd)

17 I was just thinking, you've got enough vintage steel around here to make a few thousand Toyotas. Ever think of selling the whole place to the Japanese?

— Chris Thorne (Chevy Chase)

18 Man, would you look at this place? It's like extremely Draculated.

19 Um, listen. Run! Run for your life! Save yourself! Tell the world about this place! Just touch.

— Diane Lightson (Demi Moore)

20 And now, I'm gonna stick you! I'm gonna dig so many new holes in you, you're gonna look like a salt shaker!

— Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser (Dan Aykroyd)

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