Nothing but Trouble (1991) Quotes with Sound Clips - page 3

Sound clips of the funniest quotes from the 1991 horror comedy film "Nothing but Trouble".

Actors: Chevy Chase (Chris Thorne), Dan Aykroyd (Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser), John Candy (Dennis Valkenheiser), Demi Moore (Diane Lightson)

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21 Do you know what those stock certificates are worth today? Just about the finest outhouse wallpaper you've ever seen!

— Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser (Dan Aykroyd)

22 Judge! -What? -I got some speeders! I'm bringin' them in. I'll meet you in the courtroom.

23 Oh, fine. Go suck a bug.

— Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser (Dan Aykroyd)

24 Okay, I hereby find all parties culpable in these matters as charged, and so choose to inveigh the maximum levy for these violations, and do therefore deem that you be conveyed to a wholly, oh, awful place of execution, wherein you shall be put to death.

— Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser (Dan Aykroyd)

25 That's okay. There's no law against having a sense of humor.

— Dennis Valkenheiser (John Candy)

26 You're no longer our financial advisor! You're fired!

27 Judge, that's a very tragic, tragic story. -I believe it is. -You should do a book.

— Diane Lightson (Demi Moore)

28 Oh! Yeah, that's nice, thanks. The lower back please. Thank you. Yeah. Check the prostate. That's nice.

— Chris Thorne (Chevy Chase)

29 Oh, boy. You really put the pin in the party hog now, girl.

— Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser (Dan Aykroyd)

30 Okay, Bobo. Deal 'em.

— Diane Lightson (Demi Moore)

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