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This office so recognizes, and certifies this union, and declares that you are now wedded man and wife.

5 seconds sound clip from the Nothing but Trouble (1991) movie soundboard.

You can hear this line at 01:10:48.804 in the Blu-ray version of the movie.

Quote context

[...]

- You'll never have car trouble.

- Okay. The district and commonwealth, hereby duly recognizing the will and wish of a man and woman, to enter the holy and life-binding state of matrimony...

- Herewith confirm that you, Eldona Marjorie Valkenheiser, do take to husband, one Christopher Lawrence Thorne.

- And you, Christopher Lawrence Thorne, confirm that you do take to wife one Eldona Marjorie Valkenheiser?

- Pardon? What? Speak up!

- I do. I do.

- This office so recognizes, and certifies this union, and declares that you are now wedded man and wife.

- You may kiss the bride.

- Well, Judge, they'll be plenty of time, for that on the honeymoon.

- You may kiss the bride.

- No, not in front of all these people, Your Honor.

- Now!

- All right, so let's get out of here before the old man changes his mind, all right?

- Yeah, okay.

- Wait, wait! Help me!

- We're out of here.

- Wait! Help me! These are dangerous people.

- Come on, man. It'll be all right. was nervous at my wedding too.

[...]

Nothing but Trouble (1991) Sound Clip

Nothing but Trouble (1991) poster

Sound clips of the funniest quotes from the 1991 horror comedy film "Nothing but Trouble".

Actors: Chevy Chase (Chris Thorne), Dan Aykroyd (Alvin "J.P" Valkenheiser), John Candy (Dennis Valkenheiser), Demi Moore (Diane Lightson)

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