Carry On Screaming! Quotes with Sound Clips

Carry On Screaming!

Funny quotes with sound bites from Carry On Screaming! (1966 British black comedy horror film)

Actors: Harry H. Corbett (Sergeant Sidney Bung), Kenneth Williams (Dr Orlando Watt), Fenella Fielding (Valeria Watt), Jim Dale (Albert Potter), Charles Hawtrey (Dan Dann)

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And where are you going at this time of night? -To find another woman. -Don't lie to me!

How do you expect anything to go out of it's way to have a go at you? Look at you, sitting there like a bag of nutty slack.

No, no, about your name. -Watt! -What's your name? -Watt's his name! -That's what I'm trying to find out.

Oh, nonsense. Living, she'd just have got old and fat. But like this she'll stay young and beautiful for ever.

This is awful. I wish I was dead. -But, Orlando, you are dead. -What? Oh, yes, so I am. What a life!

What's that? -They must have shot the snake. -As long as it wasn't the cat.

Yes, he's come back. Oh. Well, he's come back, but one of his fingers is missing. -Oh, I hope he didn't leave it anywhere embarrassing. -That's what I'm afraid of.

And a long green skirt... -Did you get that down? -No. As I said, I've only known her a year.

Don't waste time. Inject her. -Yes, well, the target area is large enough. The trouble is finding the bull.

Everything I see reminds me of you. I can't get you out of my mind. I look at my two inkwells and I see your lovely eyes. A letter box, and I saw your lips. In the street there was a little boy playing with two balloons...

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