Jennifer's Body Quotes with Sound Clips

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Funniest quotes from Jennifer's Body (2009 movie), featuring short sound bites and sfx.

Actors: Megan Fox (Jennifer Check), Amanda Seyfried (Needy Lesnicki), Adam Brody (Nikolai Wolf)

51 And then when she's hungry, she's weak and cranky and ugly. I mean, like, ugly for her.

52 Do you hear me, you bastard? I'll cut off your nut sack and nail it to my door like one of those lion door knockers rich folks got! That will be your balls!

53 Fine. Okay? You know, I'm not just your bassist. I'm a person with feelings who happens to play the bass, and I'd like a little respect around here.

54 I'm a different person now. A person who uses curse words and kicks orderlies, and sees things that aren't there. A very bad, very damaged person.

— Needy Lesnicki (Amanda Seyfried)

55 Is that my Evil Dead T-shirt?

— Needy Lesnicki (Amanda Seyfried)

56 Life is too short to be moping around about some white-trash pig roast.

— Jennifer Check (Megan Fox)

57 No, those are just his earthly remains. He's among the dark angels of the realm now.

58 Slippery Swirl? -Yeah, it's supposed to make it feel good for the girl. -Cool.

59 So, tell me, is he like, packing some serious pubic inches? What's the story down there?

— Jennifer Check (Megan Fox)

60 So, you can take your pain, and you can shove it up your asses, kids. I got the monopoly on pain.

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